"I've gotten used to being laughed at, but you don't get to do that. Remember, I'm still the woman who gave you life."
"Yeah, but now you're cool. I can tell my friends my Mom writes about sex. Their moms do volunteer work and stuff."
"Volunteer work is cool. And maybe they write erotica on the side. You'd be surprised what moms actually do when not yelling at their children."
"Yeah, but my Mom's Satan."
"Don't forget to call your grandmother. She's doing volunteer work."